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09-09-2008
I must be doing something right. I was banned from Facebook for being a "fake" person. I still think I crossed paths with a whining liberal and then received a bullshit excuse as to why they banned me. I consider myself a success now.

The United Nations thinks Obama would be a better pick for president. Now there is a surprise! CLICK

People are saying they are going to boycott Oprah because she will not let Sarah Palin on her show. Who cares! Oprah likes keeping her audience "STUCK ON STUPID" and "HOOKED ON FEELINGS." An ignorant audience only helps her causes.

I love how we have begged the OPEC countries to increase their oil production while we will not increase ours in America.

Atlanta's ex-corrupt-mayor Bill Campbell lied about alcoholism to try to get out of jail early. Who would have thought? CLICK

Japan is battling obesity. They are measuring waists over there. Men who have a waist over 33.5 inches and women who have a waist over 35.4 inches will get a bare-assed spanking. No really, they will get fined. CLICK

Can someone please put some damn port-a-potties out for the farm workers out there? Shitting and urinating on our produce has got to have bad results. After the government destroyed the tomato farmers this year with a big OOPS about salmonella, they then turned on jalapenos. This is one case where the government needs to bail out farmers...because they caused the whole scare that destroyed over 75% of the farmers profits where I live. CLICK

Fun fact: Where is the largest population of Japanese outside of Japan? ding,ding,ding, times up...BRAZIL. CLICK

I will join the global warming wackos on this one. This summer, someone came up with the brilliant observation that humans contributed to the flooding in Iowa. NO SHIT! I still cannot grasp why humans keep trying to redirect and conquer nature. We redirect water, keep building houses back where they flooded before, and are rebuilding New Orleans the same way it was before. No real redesigns. No major changes. Hell, I think every state bordering the ocean needs a city built below sea level. Even my sixth grade education tells me you do not build something below water level and you definitely do not rebuild a house the same way it was destroyed previously like they do in the midwest. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN! Duh! CLICK

OK, one more. I will answer the panic question of, why do our coasts keep washing away? WAVES, dumbasses. Again, nature is showing that it is more powerful than us narcissistic humans. The coasts have been changing forever. The only problem is, now, we keep doing idiotic things like building houses right on the edge of the ocean. Stop blaming global warming for human stupidity!

I did not get to discuss this earlier, but what happened about Jesse Jackson saying he wanted to cut Barack Obama's nuts off? CLICK For some reason the story disappeared rather quickly.

No, Barack Obama. Americans cannot speak several languages. And NO...we should not be embarrassed that we do not. I know enough Spanish to find the bathroom and get food and I do not want to go to France; therefore, why the Hell would I want to learn French. We just bail out every other broke-ass corrupt multi-lingual country out there when they need it. We are just ignorant, hardworking fools, clinging to our guns and religion. CLICK

Atlanta must have the most ignorant voters in the country. GENDER NEUTRAL ROAD SIGNS??? What the Hell? Someone said it would only cost $100 per sign to make road signs such as "men working" gender neutral. BULLSHIT! The government cannot buy a roll of toilet paper for $100. They must know their voters are ignorant fools for them to make idiotic statements about their idiotic decisions. I guess the new signs will say "Humans ahead" or "someone breathing ahead." CLICK